i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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