Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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