Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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