I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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