For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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