There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
