well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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