Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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