I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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