Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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