Sry I called you an 8
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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