i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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