How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
