you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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