i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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