I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
