Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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