Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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