i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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