whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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