yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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