ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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