I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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