she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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