Pappa wants mamma naked
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I party with great urgency now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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