You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just found puke in my bra..
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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