Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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