I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY