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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  should I fuck that poor girl

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  no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...

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• (818): View more from California

  Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

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  I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll just say I told you so at your funeral

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