Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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(513): View more from Ohio

My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going

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(712): View more from Iowa

she used her one phone call to ask me about my day

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

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(206): View more from Washington

In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.

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(817): View more from Texas

This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck

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(212): View more from New York

I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was

(347): View more from New York

U know ur prob on camera right?

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