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(514): View more from Quebec

You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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(514): You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook. http://tfl.nu/dlrh

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(239): I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high.. http://tfl.nu/0y5k

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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(215): i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b http://tfl.nu/ogbj

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.

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(918): no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh. http://tfl.nu/6iss

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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(250): I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower http://tfl.nu/dtnj

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(740): View more from Ohio

you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving

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(740): you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/qna9

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.

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(570): hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help. http://tfl.nu/nfdk

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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(207): Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010"......... http://tfl.nu/3k58

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(207): View more from Maine

He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.

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(207): He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time. http://tfl.nu/24re

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm

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(248): thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm http://tfl.nu/wrnu

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(631): View more from New York

The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.

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(631): The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason. http://tfl.nu/mydy

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(708): View more from Illinois

That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!

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(708): That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed! http://tfl.nu/bhfj

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.

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(612): I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name. http://tfl.nu/i0ig

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(256): View more from Alabama

He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for

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(256): He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for http://tfl.nu/28ug

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(636): View more from Missouri

I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.

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(636): I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic. http://tfl.nu/a1yu

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