so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he had hair everywhere except his balls