my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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