i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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