Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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