YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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