super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
God, I missed his penis.
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