Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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