Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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