in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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