People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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