How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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