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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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