he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She bit a glass in half.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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