Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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