hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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