hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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