I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I think I just sharted jello shots
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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