How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
