Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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