i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
