Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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