just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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