im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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