If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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