I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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