it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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