i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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