apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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