I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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